My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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