: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
I think I am morally bankrupt
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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