My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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