Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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