I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
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