Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Randomize
