Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
So much Jack, so little girl.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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