Well apparently he's into motor boating.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
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