my text book just quoted the cookie monster
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Randomize
