I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
whose ass print is on the piano?
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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