Kiss
Puke
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
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