I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
Randomize
