? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
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