i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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