Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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