Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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