You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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