K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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