i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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