Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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