How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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