Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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