Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
You ruined the universe
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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