god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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