is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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