All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
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