I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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