so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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