Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Operation Purity has been aborted
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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