return my video game
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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