how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
Randomize
