Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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