these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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