He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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