i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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