it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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