I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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