he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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