I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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