My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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