I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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