Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
How does one acquire holy water?
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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