That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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