If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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