Christians are straight up FREAKS
I just made out with a guy for $7.
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Randomize
