the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Randomize