You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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