Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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