remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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