thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
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