I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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