Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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