Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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