okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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