So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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