my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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