Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
